Isn’t it awesome when you like someone and know for a fact it won’t work?

Lost a follower ://////

moriartysmistress:

So many hot people in this world and none of them are in my bed

preach

neopats:

[mom voice] targé

greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

nebberwet:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

oh my god

relahvant:

I was just in the bathroom at my uni and in one of the stalls this was written on the wall “Jesus was an alcoholic - “last supper” my ass, he was on the piss with his boys!!!”

a uni students view on religion

beautiful


(Source: wonderlandtattoospdx)