Isn’t it awesome when you like someone and know for a fact it won’t work?

Lost a follower ://////


So many hot people in this world and none of them are in my bed



[mom voice] targé


do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day



yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

oh my god


I was just in the bathroom at my uni and in one of the stalls this was written on the wall “Jesus was an alcoholic - “last supper” my ass, he was on the piss with his boys!!!”

a uni students view on religion


(Source: wonderlandtattoospdx)